Zook

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Faberry, Orphan Black, The Newsroom, Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black, Lesbians, Broadway, Pretty Girls, Funny Things, Video Games, Other Crap That I Like & Occasional Political Rants.

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    Yay walkie talkies!

    Yay walkie talkies!

    — 11 hours ago with 1 note
    Worst part of the new job. No more rainbow work shoes. #thestruggle

    Worst part of the new job. No more rainbow work shoes. #thestruggle

    — 17 hours ago
    #thestruggle 
    "I asked my ex, now good friend, if she would ever have an open relationship and she said, “No, I don’t think I could do that” then after a pause and a smile, “but what about love affair friendships?” She went on to describe an impenetrable fortress of female friendship, her own group of best mates who’d known each other since school and had supported and loved each other through almost all of their lifetimes. They sounded far more bonded to, and in love with one another, than their respective husbands. It struck me that we don’t have the language to reflect the diversity and breadth of connections we experience. Why is sex the thing we tend to define a relationship by, when in fact it can be simple casual fun without a deep emotional transaction? Why do we say “just friends” when, for some of us, a friendship goes deeper? Can we define a new currency of commitment that celebrates and values this? Instead of having multiple confusing interpretations of the same word, could we have different words? What if we viewed our relationships as a pyramid structure with our primary partner at the top and a host of lovers, friends, spiritual soul mates, colleagues, and acquaintances beneath that?"
    — 1 day ago with 12859 notes

    00davo:

    a musical where all of the songs are in the first act

    the second act consists of reprises of the same songs, in reverse order, where every reprise is a dark ironic echo of the original version and it just gets more and more horrifying until the finale: a twisted, demented version of the opening number

    Did you mean Into The Woods?

    (via insidiousmisandry)

    — 1 day ago with 28510 notes

    onyeplaysdrums:

    ITS FROM FUCKING JURASSIC PARK WHAT THE HELL TUMBLR

    (Source: inthablue, via sgtsweetcheeks)

    — 1 day ago with 256464 notes

    thylaed:

    shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

    (Source: princepatroclus, via petitetimidgay)

    — 1 day ago with 326540 notes

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    viperpilot:

    Well, this is embarrassing

    Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

    Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

    ….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

    Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

    That… is EMBARASSING

    the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

    I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

    can someone contact the designer of the porno 

    clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

    It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

    The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

    The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

    What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

    The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

    One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

    (via sgtsweetcheeks)

    — 1 day ago with 162551 notes

    nullbula:

    ignorntatheist:

    If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

    let me put it this way, i can buy ten ramen or one apple

    (via annakendrik)

    — 1 day ago with 235739 notes

    Into the Woods + funniest lines 

    (Source: defiedgravity, via railway-new-york-bound)

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    bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

    bagelbrother:

    i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via nodaybuttodaytodefygravity)

    — 1 day ago with 193406 notes

    danglingthpider:

    porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

    (via mechanicsofamess)

    — 1 day ago with 86605 notes

    ultrafacts:

    Sources: 1 2 3 4+4 5 6 7 8 9 10

    Follow Ultrafacts for more facts daily.

    (via gucciblunts)

    — 1 day ago with 78403 notes
    "Junk food, Netflix, and a girl to make out and cuddle with"
    Every lesbians relationship goals (via fadingfasterandfaster)

    (via lezbehomo)

    — 1 day ago with 337 notes

    twenyonepilots:

    do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

    (via thatbroadwaygeek)

    — 1 day ago with 69375 notes