May 2013
Max: Do you like coffee?
Lorelai: Only with my oxygen
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“I love butch girls. Girls with slick, shiny, barbershop haircuts, trimmed so...”
– Tristan Taormino
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
sararye:
allthegleefeels:
sararye:
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bibliobimbo:
in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon
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Tumblr Texting Buddy Application. (Someone please...
Name:
Where you are from:
Timezone:
Age:
When I Can Text You:
How Fast You Respond:
Anything Else:
Favorite kind of music:
SEND APPLICATION TO ASK BOX !!
*If accepted, I'll ask for your number*
DO IT, LETS BE BEST FRIENDS
egg-rolls:
omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
#this would be a perfect love story
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witneyhouston:
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
organizationxiii:
cynicalxme:
awordnerd:
I don’t understand Christmas movies where Santa exists and the adults don’t believe in him. Because if he exists in the story, that means he’s delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so those skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn’t buy.
Biggest plot hole in...
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epic-humor:
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...”
– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
Guys, I know the book is poorly written, but we don’t need to make shit up to prove that. this line is totally not in the book. There are plenty of real crap lines you can quote.
